Jersey Shore Massacre: Release and Trailer

After the television reign of Jersey Shore has ended, Jennifer “JWOWW” Farley has now dabbled in movie producing to come up with Jersey Shore Massacre. A title that simply nods to the ever-dwindling fame of the show. Having lived in Jersey for 7 years myself, the legend of the “Jersey Devil” is one of the most famous spook stories you could tell around the campfire which is mentioned in the trailer.

This being said, I doubt that the movie has a lot to do with a cherished local horror legend and more to do with the overly Italianized representation of who Jerseyites are. Oh, and Ron Jeremy makes an appearance that threatens the other actor’s talent in the film by comparison. I’ll hold out on negative judgement for this cheesy horror slasher movie and leave that to anyone who actually takes the time to watch it. You can let me know what you think.

Here is an excerpt from a review done by our friends over at the Horror Society:

Sort of hokey, but with a very classic horror slasher sense to this. It’s hard to describe, not perfect…but perfect for this movie. Also, I always pair up the gore and nudity so with that said… There is a lot of boobs in this movie. More boobs than blood. Lots of both. I don’t know how else to say it except: if you love tits and fake blood – Jersey Shore Massacre is the movie for you. And, ladies, there is a scene with Bret Azar wearing nothing but a banana hammock so there’s something in here for you, too!

Jersey Shore Massacre is very self-aware of what it is and, if you enjoyed watching Jersey Shore, you may enjoy this title as well.

The movie lands on DVD August 26th and here’s the trailer: