Nail Gun Massacre Re-Released On VHS!
“Cheaper than a chainsaw!” That was the tagline that graced VHS throughout the eighties, that and, “A very penetrating story!” This of course is Terry Lofton’s classic 1986 cheese-fest slasher the Nail Gun Massacre.
While the film has been re-released twice on DVD it will once again grace the vintage vaults as this one hits VHS in a limited numbered edition and it looks sweet.
From the Press Release:
“The best movie ever filmed in Seagoville, TX!” – Joe Bob Briggs
A true direct to video release in 1986, Nail Gun Massacre now gets a retro VHS clam-shell release complete with painted cover art never before available in the US!
Featuring an all new music video by old school death metal band “Nailgun Massacre” for their hit single “Nailed to the Wall”.
About Nail Gun Massacre
Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 “so bad it’s good” slasher revels in it’s own ineptness. Unintentional laughs abound as a small town doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks….but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader as he spouts the lamest one liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street sidewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill….and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over.
All this PLUS:
- Pants on gang rape
- Hairy sex on a tree
- Action packed gold hearse and 80′s Camaro car chase
This highly collectible VHS retro release is NUMBERED and STRICTLY LIMITED to 1000 copies! The first 25 orders will receive the rare 2004, director released version of Nail Gun Massacre on DVD! 2 random orders will receive a Nail Gun Massacre T-Shirt from Rotten Cotton!
The VHS will premiere exclusively on May 4-6 at Texas Frightmare Weekend (www.frightmareweekend.com) in Dallas where the members of the cast will appear for a special screening, Q&A and autograph session!
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