Top Ten Horror Movie Hunks

Top Ten Horror Hottie Roles:

10. Tim Curry (as Frankenfurter) – Frankie helped teach us that androgeny can be attractive. He is the only man I would allow to wear a corset and heels to bed. And though I usually prefer my boys on the manly side, Curry in this career-making role is simply irresistible. What a sweet transvestite.

9. George Clooney(as Seth Gecko) – Mmmmmm the jacket, the neck tattoo, the bloodlust. That is one sexy man. His smooth voice and the way he takes command of a situation. It would be worth it to be trapped with vampires just so I could watch him fight them off. He makes me want to pour whiskey down my leg while dancing on a table. Think I‘m gonna. I‘ll be right back. “Everybody be cool. You be cool.”

8. Doug Bradley (as Pinhead) – This is a unique entry in that his character wears full makeup, but Pinhead is smokin‘. His authority and the way he wields his power send shivers all the way down. There is something almost endearing about the way he tells Kirsty “this is not for your eyes.” Even though they then go after her, it’s protective for a moment and that is a very sexy quality.

7. Simon Pegg (as Shaun) – Sometimes the best heroes are the unintentional ones. Shaun may have no real direction in life, but when it counts he can whoop some ass. He’s adorable and funny and he plays video games and I wanna squeeze him. He is the kind of man I usually find myself falling for. A very real character. And thanks to this role, Simon Pegg is now on my ‘list.’

6. Tony Todd (as Candyman) – Wow. Talk about presence. Tony Todd has a voice that has me wriggling like a cobra in a basket just waiting for him to tell me what he wants me to. Big creepy hole in a nasty building? Hell yeah I’ll follow you in. You can hold me close, baby, just keep that hook to yourself.

5. Nathan Fillion (as Bill Pardy) – Slither is one of my favorite films and Nathan is one of my favorite actors. I have been in love with him since Firefly and his role as Bill Pardy, the sheriff, only helped his cause. Witty, charming, smart and freakin HOT are not bad qualities to have at all.

4. Kurt Russell (as MacReady) – This role is iconic and I think more guys have man-crushes on him than girls find him sexy, but he’s right up there with me. Sexy, smart, and in control. Are you guys paying attention? It ain’t about ripped abs, here. This is pure manliness at it’s best. And no one else could pull off that hat and get away with it.

3. Jeff Goldblum (as ANYTHING) – Just pick one. The Fly, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Jurassic Park…I don’t care. Give me Jeff Goldblum anytime. His roles are usually the same, but they are all quiver inducing. His characters are brilliant, funny, and have great hair. I have had the hots for him since I could see. And the way he talks….mmmm. Have you noticed I have a thing for voices? It’s true. I’ve dated a lot of deejays because of it.

2. Bruce Campbell (as Ash) – Okay I KNOW this one is mostly for the guys. LOL What horror loving male doesn’t want to be Ash? But with good reason. If you were Ash, you could just look at the girls and say “come get some” and they WOULD. He has classic hero good looks, a sharp wit, and one helluva boomstick. I’m turned on right now just thinking about him. “Gimme some sugar, baby.”

1. Frank Langella (as Dracula) – I’m sure I’ll get some argument out of this number one but do your worst. Dracula has always been the ultimate seducer. He is walking, talking, biting, sex. And no one to date has portrayed him quite like Frank Langella in 1979. I used to watch this film and fantasize about…well that’s none of your business. Let’s just say his Dracula has always made my heart race and my pulse pound and I would expose a… vein to him anytime. His love scene bathed in red light is like pure porn. And I hear he gives damn good hickeys.

Well there you have it and now I have to go cool off. But first, I have three honorable mentions this week. It was very difficult to narrow this down because I find so many different qualities sexy in a man. But just because I couldn’t fit them in up there, it doesn’t mean I don’t want to include them. Honorable Mentions:

Vincent Price (for just being him) – a cool, tall drink of water with a voice on the spooky/sexy side.

Steve McQueen (as Steve Andrews) – He’s freakin Steve McQueen. I don’t need another reason.

Christian Bale (Patrick Bateman) – He may be twisted, but he’s well put together. He also loves Genesis and Huey Lewis. BONUS!